F4T4L: by making TV's bigger all we're doing is making black people stronger
F4T4L: soon they'll rule the world

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I've been sick for the last three days straight. I'll get to posting more often once again.

This game is pretty cool if I say so myself.

And this shit is the reason I keep making huge daily progress on the progress bar of laughter.

Alright I have the perfect ideas for a movie. It's going to be called:
"101 Ways to Horribly Die"

I'm going to post my ideas 5 at a time and hopefully narrow down the best and then recreate some new ones as time goes by. I'm not sure how long it will last but I'm sure it may entertain or sicken.

1.) A man used as a wrecking ball hits face first. He survives the hit, but then pieces of the building fall from the top and kill him.

2.) Crazy jihad man, Mike Wajijia, jumps from a helicopter, and being having 1/2 African ethinicity, he jumps so high the blades cut off his legs. He hits face first and his ass comes out of his ass.

3.) A man invents a time-stopping machine, but the device breaks on the way back. From grief, loneliness, and going crazy, he offs himself with a drill he picked up in the 'slow moving world'.

4.) A mechanical bull throws three drunk chicks into a wooden stake that broke during a bar fight.

5.) Two chicks going at it make a mistake by sleeping on the bottom bunk of one of the girls 450 pound sister. Irony strikes back as years of making fun as the bed falls and breaks each of their chest bones. The 450 pound girl was choplifted to the nearest jail and was sentenced to the death penalty. The bed was given to orphans.

This is the original cartoon created by Seth Macfarlane, the creator of Family Guy back when he was in college. Larry and Steve are the models for Peter and Brian of Family Guy.

In an entertaining way and it's not gay.

All the way across the ocean if you're an American, the British bring us the funniest game show clip ever, from the hit gameshow Catchphrase.